THE USUAL SUSPECTS : No.1 BILL CASH

Note; Think of this as being like those Panini football stickers. Collect the full set of Usual Suspects and you can have your own album of horrors.

Bill Cash was a pain in the backside of the last Conservative government. One of several "loyal" Tories who regularly did whatever he could to upset both them and their program. He was, quite probably, very pleased to see them fall from office in 1997. (So were most of us, Bill).

During the following years, whilst New Labour kept the blue flag flying on his behalf, Mr Cash lived up to his name and helped himself at the trough of MP's expenses. Snouting a cool £15,000 cash on expenses for his daughter to play with.

Odd. Considering that his attitude to people fiddling ten quid on the dole is "hang em and flog em".

Now back in the backseats of Government, Bull Cash is also back in his element; doing his utmost to get his name in the paper and cause trouble for his own party.


The Usual Suspects. They make an awful lot of noise. Because they are awful people.

Cameron tells the BBC that Clegg is "IN" - but is he?

Interviewed by the BBC's Andrew Marr, Blue Dave has already had to emphasise that Clegg (a.k.a. Yellow Dave) is "part of the inner core".

Honest.

Dave is one of us.

Really?

Of course he isn't.

But it wouldn't do to admit this publicly.

You can read a bit of the article here

But perhaps the most interesting thing is not the insistence that the Libservatives are in the inner core - which with just a scattering of irrelevant cabinet posts they clearly are not - but Cameron's claim to be a Liberal Conservative.

Hmm... Will that go down well with the likes of Norman Terrier?

Are the usual barking mad right wing suspects going to want to hear that their new bloo PM is actually a Liberal at heart?

I suspect not.

It may only be the most distant rumble of thunder at the moment, but the storm clouds will definitely be appearing on the horizon within the next few weeks.

The question is, which storm will break first?

Found this on the internet...

Shame it's not in colour but it conveys a general feeling..

Day 1 (cont.d)

the picture says a lot

blue dave does the talking and the other bloke, yellow dave (a.k.a the current deputy john prescott), does the looking at the ground...

is he thinking?

"why did i do this"?

THE CONDEMS - DAY 1 DISASTER 1

Today is the first day of the doomed Liberal Democrat Conservative coalition.

And already things are starting to go wrong!

Posts have been allocated in government and the grand coalition has thrown up the following:

Prime Minister (Conservative)
Chancellor (Conservative)
Home Secretary (Conservative)
Foreign Secreatary (Conservative)
Education Secretary (Yup... Conservative even though they dont believe in Education outside of the public schools)
Health Secretary (incredibly, Conservative)
Lord Chief Justice (Conservative)
Defence Secretary (Conservative)

OK.

So what senior jobs have the Libservatives been offered?

Umm....

Hang on....

Well, remember that job that John Prescott had (the one where the press sneered "What's his job description? What does he do?"), that's right, Deputy PM - well that's gone to Cleggy. The LibDem boss.

Other than that there are the following

Scottish Secretary (Libservative - no surprise considering that the Scots would stone a Tory rather than look at one!)
Secretary to The Treasury (a kind of poor mans chancellor) (Libservative)
Bottle Washer (Libservative)

And that's it!

That's their lot.